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Composer: Sean Bonniwell

King-size mixer up ahead of it all

Ever ready, answers 24-hour call

He’s good for a quarter but never no more

He’s a walkin’ PX and your friendly drug store

K-i-n-g Mixer (that’s what he is)

K-i-n-g Mixer (king mixer)

K-i-n-g Mixer

Have you got a Hav-a-Tampa 35 cent Jewel?

The man is gonna tell you what you want to hear

Everybody listen, he’s a two-way mirror

He’ll 32-salute ya with a BB gun

If that ain’t bad enough, I’ll be darned if it ain’t fun

K-i-n-g Mixer (king mixer)

K-i-n-g Mixer (he’s the king)

K-i-n-g Mixer

Can you get me some of Mama’s greasy black-eyed peas?

Steady as a toothbrush and the Man in the Moon

While you and I get lousy, he’s been drinkin’ with a spoon

In the morning if you ask him, he’s been savin’ up his speed

Coincidentally, he’s got exactly what you need

K-i-n-g Mixer (king mixer)

K-i-n-g Mixer (here he come yeah)

K-i-n-g Mixer

Can you get me Billy Graham on the telephone, please?